The latest leaked sexts from Jeff Bezos show the love-drunk Amazon billionaire really coming out of his shell — this time sharing his wife’s bizarre, turtle-themed nightmares with his paramour.
“MacKenzie dreamt I redecorated the bedroom,” Bezos dished to paramour Lauren Sanchez in September, according to the National Enquirer.
“I kept doing it and it got weirder and weirder and weirder. Until I was sewing stuffed turtles into the comforter,” he texted Sanchez, crassly sharing his marital pillow-talk with his mistress.
“Wife said: “That’s not hard to interpret.”
The dream may have meant that MacKenzie — Bezos’ wife of 25 years — was suspecting something.
“Turtles in a dream are supposedly an indication of closed personality and suggest a period of slow progress in someone’s life,” the Enquirer noted.
In another sext, also from September, Bezos gushes, “I am so full of love for you. My heart is growing just so it can have room for you. It’s bigger than it’s ever been and still swelling. Lauren, I’m in love with you. Deep.”
The sext goes on to thank Sanchez for giving him business advice, in one instance suggesting he “ask Bono for music permission.”
“Your energy and ideas and competence and spirit turn me on,” he tells Sanchez.
Bezos’ extramarital sexts were first uncovered by the Enquirer.