“I’m confused — I thought these guys hated cancel culture,” Jimmy Kimmel said.
“They had to! She was a loose cannon. They made her turn in her badge and her gun, and her other gun, and her other, other gun. They really like guns.” — STEPHEN COLBERT
“After the vote, Liz Cheney said that she doesn’t want Trump to get near the Oval Office ever again. Yeah, it’s not that hard — all you have to do is hang a sign outside that says, ‘Just Salad.’” — JIMMY FALLON
The Bits Worth Watching
Samantha Bee dedicated Wednesday’s “Full Frontal” to confronting gun violence and asking viewers to “do one [expletive] thing about guns.”
What We’re Excited About on Thursday Night
Chris Rock, star of “Spiral,” will be on Thursday’s “Jimmy Kimmel Live.”